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Commercial Love

Thanks to the makers of the latest commercial for Jeep Wrangler Unlimited, I bring you one of the funniest sounds that I’ve heard in a very long time which comes about 15 seconds into it:

Did you catch it? FOOM! Muhahahaha!!!

Quench your thirst for knowledge

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20 Actual Star Wars lines you might hear in a porno

  1. Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?
  2. Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?
  3. You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.
  4. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!
  5. She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid
  6. Negative! It didn’t go in. It just impacted on the surface
  7. “Back door, huh? Good idea.”
  8. Pull out Wedge, you can’t do any more good back there!
  9. There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.
  10. “Look at the size of that thing”
  11. Almost there… just a couple of seconds…
  12. Let’s blow this thing so we can go home!
  13. You’ve got something jammed in here real good.
  14. “Get on top of it!” “I’m trying!”
  15. “I thought they smelled bad on the outside.”
  16. Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.
  17. “This may smell bad, kid, but it’ll keep you warm.”
  18. “Hey! Point that thing someplace else!”
  19. I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me ‘Master’
  20. “I want you to take her. I mean it! Take her!”