Originally posted on April 1, 2000 @ 6:47 am
Unlike regular search engines that require you to type a query to conduct a search, MentalPlex search anticipates your request by evaluating over 1.3 billion variables including:
- the last 5 sites you visited before coming to Google
- current air pressure, humidity and ozone content
- astrological configuration at the time of your visit
- speed and vectors of your mouse movement
- personal aura and brainwave activity
Using proprietary predictive search algorithms developed through 13 years of research by an international consortium of PhDs in the fields of artificial and pseudo-intelligence, parapsychology and improbability, MentalPlex is the only search engine that accurately returns results without requiring you enter a query. Google’s CEO and co-founder Larry Page calls MentalPlex “a quantum leap in finding what you are looking for on the Internet. Typing in queries is so 1999.”