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Happy Y2K

Originally posted on January 1, 2000 @ 12:01 am

Welcome to the year 2000!

It was speculated that computer programs would stop working or produce erroneous results today because they stored years with only two digits and that the year 2000 would be represented by 00 and would be interpreted by software as the year 1900.

This would cause date comparisons to produce incorrect results. It was also thought that embedded systems, making use of similar date logic, might fail and cause utilities and other crucial infrastructure to fail.

Well as you can see, it was just a big ploy to buy tons of bottled water, duct tape, and rolls of plastic to seal your house because everything is still working. Even the internet and power seem to be…

(power failure)

Google Releases MentalPlex

Originally posted on April 1, 2000 @ 6:47 am

Unlike regular search engines that require you to type a query to conduct a search, MentalPlex search anticipates your request by evaluating over 1.3 billion variables including:

  • the last 5 sites you visited before coming to Google
  • current air pressure, humidity and ozone content
  • astrological configuration at the time of your visit
  • speed and vectors of your mouse movement
  • personal aura and brainwave activity

Using proprietary predictive search algorithms developed through 13 years of research by an international consortium of PhDs in the fields of artificial and pseudo-intelligence, parapsychology and improbability, MentalPlex is the only search engine that accurately returns results without requiring you enter a query. Google’s CEO and co-founder Larry Page calls MentalPlex “a quantum leap in finding what you are looking for on the Internet. Typing in queries is so 1999.”

Find out more…

Tech-Savvy Aging: 4 Must-Have Smart Home Devices for Seniors

Originally posted on August 24, 2023 @ 10:25 am

Your golden years can bring new challenges. Health issues may arise, and the fight for independence continues.

But in this tech-savvy era, Age doesn’t matter as much when you’ve got cool gadgets at your disposal. A growing number of seniors are finding out how smart home gadgets can make life easier, whether they’re living on their own or part of a senior living community.

It’s amazing to see such devices paving the way towards enhancing those sunset years – making them not just bearable but enjoyable too!

So, now let’s talk about four genius inventions that have become game changers for our seasoned citizens’ day-to-day experiences.

Voice-Activated Assistants

Seniors are bonding with tech thanks to voice helpers like Alexa, Google Assistant, or Siri. These smart speakers do loads of things just by hearing instructions. They can read news or books out loud and set medication reminders.

Those who struggle to move around find the hands-free use handy. And if you have vision issues? It’s equally great! With control over other gadgets in the house, it makes these devices a go-to for older folks into tech.

Smart Medical Alert Systems

Safety is key for seniors, especially those living alone. Old-school health alert systems need the user to press a button for help. But newer smart devices now spot falls and even track GPS locations or vital signs!

They can sense when someone’s fallen, then automatically call in backup from set contacts or medical pros – no delay involved at all. These gadgets are lifesavers that offer folks priceless peace of mind.

Automated Lighting Systems

Poor lighting can be risky for seniors, causing falls and accidents. But automated lights solve this problem. You can set them to switch on or off when you want.

They even turn on with movement so hallways are never dark.

Plus, elders find it easy to control smart lights from their phones or by using voice commands to adjust brightness and colors as they please.

Smart Thermostats

With age, seniors might feel hotter or colder than others. That’s why a comfy home space is key! Smart thermostats come to the rescue here: these nifty gadgets let folks control temperature just as they like it – on cue and with precision.

They can learn what you prefer over time too! By keeping homes not too hot but also not too cold, smart thermostats really help make life more comfortable for older people.

Conclusion

As tech keeps advancing, it’s great to see how helpful it is for all age groups. Especially for seniors, these fancy gadgets are more than just nice-to-haves. They’re key tools that make them feel safer and spice up their later years.