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James Brown’s Celebrity Hot Tub Party

Originally posted on December 18, 2002 @ 2:19 am

Hot tub! Ha! Da!
Ah, full of water!
I say hot tub! Ha!
Day! Ba! Very, very hot. Very hot! Da!
Hot tub! Gonna get ya hot-a!
Gonna make ya sweat! Hey! Say!
Hot tub! Rub a dub in the hot tub!
Rub a dub with me!

Should I get in the hot tub?
(Yeah!) Will it make me sweat?
(Yeah!) Should I get in the hot tub?
(Yeah!) Will it make me wet?
(Yeah!) Well, well, well…

Hot tub! Ah!
Get in!
Gonna get in the water!
Gonna make me sweat! Ah!
Here I go in the hot tub!

Hhhhhiiiigggghhhh!!!

Too hot in the hot tub! Ma!
Burn myself!
Make it cooler!
Good God!
Gonna make me…
I’m gonna get in the hot tub…

The day after

Originally posted on December 15, 2002 @ 5:15 pm

Last night I went to a very fun Christmas party… lots of my friends were present, plenty of drinks flowing, some killer food (the artichoke dip rocked) and of course there was a lot good music playing all night long.

All and all it was a very good night. I’ll post some of the pictures I took on my web site when I get the chance.

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

Originally posted on December 26, 2002 @ 2:30 pm

Schizophrenia: Do you hear what I hear?

Dementia: I think I’ll be home for Christmas

Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels sing about me

Paranoid: Santa Claus is coming to get me

Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of roasting on an open fire

Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and…

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Christmas Eve

Originally posted on December 24, 2002 @ 12:47 pm

Hello friends and fellow Have Laptop Will Travel readers. Just a quick entry to wish everyone a Merry Christmas / Happy Holiday.

I’m not even close to being ready for Christmas this year. So many things to do… so much un-finished business… so many un-answered questions… I sure hope that 2003 starts off better than 2002 is ending.

Sorry this post is ending up to be not so cheerful as it started out to be but in the words of a famous story book character… “Bah Humbug!” and in the words of a great band, the Clash and a great frontman Joe Strummer, “Should I stay or should I go now…”