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Microsoft ASCII conversion conspiracy theories

May 30, 2023

Originally posted on March 12, 2007 @ 2:42 pm

The real name of Microsoft founder Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III).

By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the following:

B 66
I 73
L 76
L 76
G 71
A 65
T 84
E 69
S 83
I 1
I 1
I 1
————–
666

Ok, so that’s a little creepy… but wait, there’s more!

Take M S – D O S 6 . 3 1 and do the same thing:

77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 = 666

and one more for my ASCII loving readers… take W I N D O W S 9 5 and convert it to ASCII:

87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1 = 666

So after this little exercise, do you feel Microsoft is evil? Apparently in ASCII values they are :)

Anyone care to try this with Microsoft Vista?

Please note, this post was done in fun and shouldn’t be tried unless you’re a trained ASCII professional and have an ASCII Exorcist on hand to throw around some holy HTML to save your site and/or content if something evil should happen.

· Fun & Humor, Fun Facts, Technology

South Park Says The N Word

May 30, 2023

Originally posted on March 9, 2007 @ 10:21 am

Hey South Park fans, I just received a link to a YouTube video from a friend of mine for a recent South Park episode where they say the N word…

It’s a Wheel of Fortune spoof with a twist at the end.

The category, people who annoy you:

and also on Google Video:

Could you just imagine if this really happened on Wheel of Fortune?

· Fun & Humor, Movies & Videos, Word of the Day

Guess What’s In My Pants

May 30, 2023

Originally posted on February 22, 2007 @ 10:43 am

This has to be the most creative game that a guy could ever come up with. Jimmy Kimmel is such a nut.

Be sure to watch the entire video (3:45). The comments from both Jimmy Kimmel and the girls playing the game are classic.

· Fun & Humor, Movies & Videos

Global Warming

May 30, 2023

Originally posted on March 5, 2007 @ 4:39 pm

For those of you who don’t believe that global warming is happening, I offer up this photo:

Global Warming

Well there you have it. Positive proof of global warming :)

· Fun & Humor, Picture of the Day

Carmen Electra’s Mini-Me

May 30, 2023

Originally posted on February 21, 2007 @ 8:33 am

Good morning Have Laptop Will Travel readers.

It’s time for some more PhotoShop fun, so without any further delay, I give you Carmen Electra with her “mini-me” clone:

Carmen Electra's Mini-Me

For those of you wondering, Carmen Electra and her “Mini-Me” appeared together at the red carpet movie premier for Johnny Depp’s Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest movie premier.

If you’d like to see more of these “mini-me’s”, check out the official contest over at Worth1000.com.

· Fun & Humor, Photoshop Fun, Picture of the Day

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