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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

December 26, 2002

Schizophrenia: Do you hear what I hear?

Dementia: I think I’ll be home for Christmas

Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels sing about me

Paranoid: Santa Claus is coming to get me

Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of roasting on an open fire

Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and…

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

· Fun & Humor, Music

Merry Christmas!

December 25, 2002

It’s 1:55 am and now officially Christmas… so Merry Christmas everyone! Oh and yes I’m in better spirits now… speaking of spirits… hehe… egg nog is very good.

Ok, so I guess that I should go to sleep now but before I do, I’m going to leave you all with “The Jive Server”:

http://www.cs.utexas.edu/users/jbc/home/chef.html

If you don’t have an open mind and a good sense of humor, don’t bother going to the link. Good night all!

· Fun & Humor, General

James Brown’s Celebrity Hot Tub Party

December 18, 2002

Hot tub! Ha! Da!
Ah, full of water!
I say hot tub! Ha!
Day! Ba! Very, very hot. Very hot! Da!
Hot tub! Gonna get ya hot-a!
Gonna make ya sweat! Hey! Say!
Hot tub! Rub a dub in the hot tub!
Rub a dub with me!

Should I get in the hot tub?
(Yeah!) Will it make me sweat?
(Yeah!) Should I get in the hot tub?
(Yeah!) Will it make me wet?
(Yeah!) Well, well, well…

Hot tub! Ah!
Get in!
Gonna get in the water!
Gonna make me sweat! Ah!
Here I go in the hot tub!

Hhhhhiiiigggghhhh!!!

Too hot in the hot tub! Ma!
Burn myself!
Make it cooler!
Good God!
Gonna make me…
I’m gonna get in the hot tub…

· Fun & Humor, Music

Jack and the box TV ad

December 14, 2002

Have you seen the latest TV ad from Jack in the box? Where Jack is in Mexico getting some spicy cheese for his new sandwich? So funny, when he tries to pronounce the name of the cheese, his drawn on red mouth gets all squiqly… hehehe…

· Fun & Humor, General

A joke for people who need a sence of humor

December 11, 2002

So did you hear about the new Operating System the Catholic Church has just loaded on all their computers? It’s called “Stained Glass Windows” written by MicroSuck…

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