Originally posted on February 8, 2007 @ 1:34 pm
They’ve given us the iMac, the iPod and now the iPhone but will Apple stop just there?
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you top 12 rejected Apple iProducts:
iSuck – The latest in automated infant formula feeding. Just plug into your computer and it automatically knows when to start feeding.
iCry – Automatic tissue dispenser that shoots you a Kleenex when you’re listening to a sad song on your iPod.
iSleep – iPod case that inflates into a comfy pillow.
iHogz – For the Hell’s Angel in you. Motorcycle Helmet has built in slot for iPod.
iMatey – A scurvy network scanning device that detects and removes pirated software. Arrrr!
iKu – Application that automatically generates fluffy, annoying poetry that no one really understands.
iStein – 100% ceramic beer mug complete with USB 2.0 port. Helps determine if your frothy beverage tastes great or is less filling.
American iDol – Lets you sing karaoke while being judged by a snob, a ditz and that “Yo Dawg” guy.
iRony – New product actually forces you to have face-to-face conversations with real live people.
iLost – Application attempts to determine just what the heck is really going on with that island anyway.
iQ – Port installed directly into your skull, allowing you to download iTunes directly into your brain.
iOpener – For those long nights in the server room waiting for the critical restore of the CEO’s son’s exchange mailbox.
Source: Last Mile humor