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	<title>Have Laptop Will Travel &#187; Fun &amp; Humor</title>
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		<title>Bubble wrap</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 21:02:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laptop Guru</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bubble wrap was created by two engineers, Alfred Fielding and Marc Chavannes, in 1957 and I&#8217;m sure this holiday season you received a few peaces of bubble wrap used as padding for Christmas gifts.
We all love bubble wrap. Why? Because it makes fun sounds when you pop it of course, so in keeping with the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bubble wrap was created by two engineers, Alfred Fielding and Marc Chavannes, in 1957 and I&#8217;m sure this holiday season you received a few peaces of bubble wrap used as padding for Christmas gifts.</p>
<p>We all love bubble wrap. Why? Because it makes fun sounds when you pop it of course, so in keeping with the theme of bubble wrap and fun popping sounds, I bring you this glorious 4 minute video of a guy demonstrating 13 exciting techniques to pop bubble wrap.</p>
<p>A few of my favorites are &#8220;Bubble Mummy Masochism&#8221;, &#8220;POParty Trick&#8221; and &#8220;Pop your feelings Luke&#8221; which is a Star Wars tribute.</p>
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<p>After watching the video, be sure to let me know your favorite popping methods in the comments and if you have some that weren&#8217;t represented in the video, share those too. </p>
<p>Yay bubble wrap!</p>
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		<title>Commercial Love</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 21:30:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laptop Guru</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to the makers of the latest commercial for Jeep Wrangler Unlimited, I bring you one of the funniest sounds that I&#8217;ve heard in a very long time which comes about 15 seconds into it:

Did you catch it? FOOM! Muhahahaha!!!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to the makers of the latest commercial for Jeep Wrangler Unlimited, I bring you one of the funniest sounds that I&#8217;ve heard in a very long time which comes about 15 seconds into it:</p>
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<p>Did you catch it? FOOM! Muhahahaha!!!</p>
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		<title>Do You Speak Body Language?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Aug 2010 20:34:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laptop Guru</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever wondered the root of some of our motions? Can you recognize the motion of insanity, or if your genitals are unavailable?
Silent interpretation at its best. 

The video was made by MitchellRose.com with BodyVox dance company.
Just watch it already. Its funny. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Have you ever wondered the root of some of our motions? Can you recognize the motion of insanity, or if your genitals are unavailable?</p>
<p>Silent interpretation at its best. </p>
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<p>The video was made by <a href="http://www.mitchellrose.com/">MitchellRose.com</a> with <a href="http://www.bodyvox.com/story.html">BodyVox dance company</a>.</p>
<p>Just watch it already. Its funny. </p>
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		<title>Quench your thirst for knowledge</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 09:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laptop Guru</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At Google our mission is to organize the world&#8217;s information and make it useful and accessible to our users. But any piece of information&#8217;s usefulness derives, to a depressing degree, from the cognitive ability of the user who&#8217;s using it. That&#8217;s why we&#8217;re pleased to announce Google Gulp (BETA)™ with Auto-Drink™ (LIMITED RELEASE), a line [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="left" src="http://www.havelaptopwilltravel.com/images/google/googlegulplogo.gif" alt="Google Gulp" />At Google our mission is to organize the world&#8217;s information and make it useful and accessible to our users. But any piece of information&#8217;s usefulness derives, to a depressing degree, from the cognitive ability of the user who&#8217;s using it. That&#8217;s why we&#8217;re pleased to announce Google Gulp (BETA)™ with Auto-Drink™ (LIMITED RELEASE), a line of &#8220;smart drinks&#8221; designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty.</p>
<p><img class="center" src="http://www.havelaptopwilltravel.com/images/google/googlegulp.jpg" alt="Google Gulp" /></p>
<p><strong>Think fruity. Think refreshing.</strong><br />
Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drink™ technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex. Plus, it&#8217;s low in carbs! And with flavors ranging from Beta Carroty to Glutamate Grape, you&#8217;ll never run out of ways to quench your thirst for knowledge.</p>
<p><a title="Quench your thirst for knowledge" href="http://www.google.com/googlegulp/">Find out more&#8230;</a></p>
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		<title>20 Actual Star Wars lines you might hear in a porno</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 05:28:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laptop Guru</dc:creator>
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Luke, at that speed do you think you&#8217;ll be able to pull out in time?
Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?
You came in that thing? You&#8217;re braver than I thought.
Get in there you big furry oaf, I don&#8217;t care what you smell!
She may not look like much, but she&#8217;s got it where [...]]]></description>
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<li>Luke, at that speed do you think you&#8217;ll be able to pull out in time?</li>
<li>Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?</li>
<li>You came in that thing? You&#8217;re braver than I thought.</li>
<li>Get in there you big furry oaf, I don&#8217;t care what you smell!</li>
<li>She may not look like much, but she&#8217;s got it where it counts, kid</li>
<li>Negative! It didn&#8217;t go in. It just impacted on the surface</li>
<li>&#8220;Back door, huh? Good idea.&#8221;</li>
<li>Pull out Wedge, you can&#8217;t do any more good back there!</li>
<li>There&#8217;s an awful lot of moisture in here.</li>
<li>&#8220;Look at the size of that thing&#8221;</li>
<li>Almost there&#8230; just a couple of seconds&#8230;</li>
<li>Let&#8217;s blow this thing so we can go home!</li>
<li>You&#8217;ve got something jammed in here real good.</li>
<li>&#8220;Get on top of it!&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m trying!&#8221;</li>
<li>&#8220;I thought they smelled bad on the outside.&#8221;</li>
<li>Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me &#8212; now I owe you one.</li>
<li>&#8220;This may smell bad, kid, but it&#8217;ll keep you warm.&#8221;</li>
<li>&#8220;Hey! Point that thing someplace else!&#8221;</li>
<li>I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me &#8216;Master&#8217;</li>
<li>&#8220;I want you to take her. I mean it! Take her!&#8221;</li>
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		<title>Attention Unemployed Geeks</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:13:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laptop Guru</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This job advertisement could be exactly what you&#8217;ve been looking for:
 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This job advertisement could be exactly what you&#8217;ve been looking for:</p>
<p><img class="center" src="http://www.havelaptopwilltravel.com/images/pod/geek-phone-number.jpg" alt="Geek Phone Number" /> </p>
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		<title>G-Five KTNO2  provides less wind resistance. Huh.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:59:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ade Magnaye</dc:creator>
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I never knew wind resistance wasd a big factor in netbook design, but I guess when you&#8217;re travelling and you keep your netbook in front of you, the less wind resistance you get the better.
Um. Anyway, that is a main selling point of he G-Five KTNO2. I don&#8217;t know if they&#8217;re serious with that, but [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.havelaptopwilltravel.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/KTNO2-top.jpg" alt="KTNO2-top" title="KTNO2-top" width="552" height="460" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1440" /></p>
<p>I never knew wind resistance wasd a big factor in netbook design, but I guess when you&#8217;re travelling and you keep your netbook in front of you, the less wind resistance you get the better.<span id="more-1439"></span></p>
<p>Um. Anyway, that is a main selling point of he <a href="http://www.shanzai.com/index.php/bandit-gadgets/notebooks-a-netbooks/422-stainless-steel-netbook-provides-40-more-lift">G-Five KTNO2</a>. I don&#8217;t know if they&#8217;re serious with that, but since the specs are the same as any other netbook (1.6GHz Intel Atom, 1GB DDR2, 160GB HDD, 10.2” 1024 x 600 LCD, 2xUSB, VGA, 3G SIM slot, card reader, RJ45, Bluetooth, 1.3Mp camera), I guess anything goes in the fight to make your netbook stand out.</p>
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		<title>Pluto becomes a planet when it&#8217;s in Illinois</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 07:30:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laptop Guru</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was quite surprised when I read this bit of news today.
The state government of Illinois has recently declared that Pluto is a planet. The resolution was a way to sidestep the recent ruling of the International Astronomical Union that reclassified Pluto as a part of the Kuiper belt, removing it from the list of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was quite surprised when I read this bit of news today.</p>
<p>The state government of Illinois has recently declared that <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pluto">Pluto</a> is a planet. The resolution was a way to sidestep the recent ruling of the International Astronomical Union that reclassified Pluto as a part of the Kuiper belt, removing it from the list of planets.</p>
<p>The specific decree reads as &#8220;RESOLVED, BY THE SENATE OF THE NINETY-SIXTH GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE STATE OF ILLINOIS, that as Pluto passes overhead through Illinois&#8217; night skies, that it be reestablished with full planetary status, and that March 13, 2009 be declared &#8216;Pluto Day&#8217; in the State of Illinois in honor of the date its discovery was announced in 1930.&#8221;</p>
<p>A big reason Illinois is desperately fighting for Pluto&#8217;s &#8220;planetary&#8221; status is because the man who discovered Pluto in 1930, Clyde Tombaugh, is an Illinois native. Having said that I still find it quite hilarious that whenever Pluto passes over Illinois it goes from a part of the Kuiper Belt into a full fledged planet. They should&#8217;ve also changed its name from Pluto to Schizophrenia.</p>
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		<title>U2&#8217;s album leaked by own label</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 07:26:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laptop Guru</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just have to blog about this. 
For all of the efforts of record companies to stop mp3 downloads from happening sometimes they can also shoot themselves on the foot. Take for example the new album by megaband U2. The band&#8217;s No Line on The Horizon is probably one of the most anticipated albums this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just have to blog about this. </p>
<p>For all of the efforts of record companies to stop mp3 downloads from happening sometimes they can also shoot themselves on the foot. Take for example the new album by megaband U2. The band&#8217;s No Line on The Horizon is probably one of the most anticipated albums this year and the buzz for it is just insane but it all it took was <a href="http://www.extremetech.com/topic/0,2944,t=Universal%20Music%20Group&#038;s=201,00.asp">Universal Music Australia&#8217;s</a> decision to release the album through its website two weeks ago to help proliferate the album through the net like a virus. By the time the company decided to remove the files from its site it was already too late, digital copies of the album are now being spread in various torrent sites.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t think it will affect sales though. It&#8217;s too good an album to just settle for a digital copy. My preorder for the limited edition boxed set is already set. </p>
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		<title>A solution to rising gas prices</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:17:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laptop Guru</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With fuel prices rising globally, it&#8217;s becoming harder and harder to just ignore how painful it is becoming to our pockets everytime we gas up. Fortunately, there are still a lot of people out there who see the humor in the situation. Just like the genius who thought up of this solution to saving gas&#8230;

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With fuel prices rising globally, it&#8217;s becoming harder and harder to just ignore how painful it is becoming to our pockets everytime we gas up. Fortunately, there are still a lot of people out there who see the humor in the situation. Just like the genius who thought up of this solution to saving gas&#8230;</p>
<p><img src="http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h134/donnel111/fuel.gif" alt="Solution" /></p>
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