Archive for July, 2004

Funny Joke I heard today…

G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the after shave. Kerry was quick to stop him saying, “No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I’ve been in a whorehouse.”

The second barber turned to Bush and said, “How about you?”

Bush replied, “Go ahead, my wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.”

Posted on July 28, 2004 at by Laptop Guru

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Calendar view

Gotta love the Calendar View on Live Journal… shows you when people make posts even when they don’t show up when looking directly at a persons journal or friends list.

What does this mean you ask? Well lets say you make a friends only post, filtered post or a private post that you don’t want anyone or certain people to see… well in the LJ users Calendar View they show up… hehe… yes… it’s cool doing LJ development stuff… I get to see all the holes in the system… check them out… then figure out a way to plug them.

Finding this hole today I looked around on my own friends list to see what I could see on the Calendar View verses my friends page view… very interesting reading… but no worries… I won’t be spilling anyone’s beans… I know… evil I am… but to wrap it up… the hole is now plugged… well you can still see if someone made a post on a certain day that is locked but you can’t read/view them now…

Posted on July 27, 2004 at by Laptop Guru

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Geek moment…

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Posted on July 19, 2004 at by Laptop Guru

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Deep Thoughts…

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Posted on July 9, 2004 at by Laptop Guru

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Trailer Park Tycoon – LOL!!!

I want this game! HAHAHA!!!

Grab an amusing slice of American life with Trailer Park Tycoon, the irreverent resource management game that is guaranteed to put the humor back into septic tank. So pull out the barbeque and serve up the pork rinds ‘cuz this is gonna be a non-stop down home party.

Trailer Park Tycoon

Game Features: Choose the perfect setting for your double-wide empire: city, desert, soggy swampland or back-country. Make your park trashy or flashy. Pick from a variety of mobile homes to entice the wackiest tenants. Think you’ve got a money maker? You’d better watch out for those tornadoes and alien abductions. Stay abreast of the latest happenings with the local tabloid, Trailer Times.

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Posted on July 4, 2004 at by Laptop Guru

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